Kneauxing the Enemy

Game Three

Northwestern State

Record: 0-2

Pay for Flay

This is a game where a Football Championship Subdivision (FCS) opponent (Northwestern State), visits a Football Bowl Subdivision (FBS) opponent , LSU, to take a beating to pick up a paycheck. The FBS school pays the patsy so it will not have to visit the FCS school the following year.

The Demons have shown no inclination of being a competitive team this season. Their latest loss was a 33-7 pummeling to Midwestern State, a Division II school. They did not make a first down until their sixth possession in the game.

There is nothing to say about Northwestern, accept enjoy the payoff.

The following have a better chance of happening than NSU defeating the Purple and Gold:

1. A snowstorm in the Mojave Desert in mid-July.

2. A sighting of Dracula taking a stroll at high noon.

3. All LSU alumni chapters to discontinue crawfish boils.

4. The Saints trading Drew Brees for Les Miles.

Enough said.

Sources:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/aemxn4/pay-for-flay-why-fbs-fcs-beatdowns-will-never-go-away